The holiday rush is on. It's here folks, I've blown a waad on Christmas already and now I'm afraid to go out because funds are already dangerously low until payday.

I've always been the kind of person to work long hours and take on extra work. Well I recently turned 40 years old and I just want to stop picking up second jobs. Well at least for awhile. Typically I work a full time job that pays relatively well. And throughout the coarse of the year I will earn half that again. I've gotta tell you the money is good, but the commitment to clients and the demand on my spare time is completely draining me.

When does the good life kick in? It seems that my folks have been living the good life way prior to them turning 40.

For the past 14 years I've been paying my Ex-Wife child support for three terrific boys, now young men. They are certainly worth the money but the mother fucking courts really stuck me with the burden of supporting my cock sniffing ex-wife for her family wrecking hobby of sacking another man. WTF why doesn't she spend the next 18 years paying me back for the fucking loan. After all that's what it really should be. When you get married and you screw things up and the court awards you the kids. Why not pay back the support when the children are 18? We only get one crack at this life. I will never get my youth back. I will never re-live the financial boom my pears experienced during the Bull market Economy America had during the 90's. I was working my two fucking jobs, just to not quite make ends meet.

It wasn't until I got smart and quite my job and went to work for myself could I get a little ahead. Well that was nearly Ten years ago and the light at the end of the tunnel is getting brighter. Financial mediocracy is close but still unobtainable.

Fortunately for me my life has a shining star,my loving bride of eight years. She is beautiful, funny, supportive and the most loving woman I have ever known. I love her to her core. And through her I have found the strength to press on. I enjoy the life we have created together. She has stuck with me through the good times and the bad. I can almost smell the money. Only 2 1/2 more years and the child 17 year sentance of support will end and financial security will be ours.

I have ruined my credit, paid cash for most everything in this plastic society we live in. And I am finally rebuilding my credit.

But back to me being tired. You see I have been working my balls off. I feel like I'm doing a bad thing by cutting back. I have burned out!

I believe in Karma. I believe in God. I believe that what comes around goes around. And I believe that the next 40 years will bring my family blessings of a glorious quality of life. So friends be good to one another and hold onto you loved one as well as you dreams. We only go around this rock once.

=== CHEERS ===

HAPPY HNT

I LOVE TO TORTURE MY WIFE WITH THESE GUYS.

SHE GETS SO FUCKIN PISSED

SOMETIMES I'LL TALK IN B/B MODE FOR HOURS

CAN'T HELP IT

SHE'S FUNNY AS HELL WHEN SHE'S MAD

ONE OF THESE DAY'S SHE'LL PROBABLY KICK MY ASS.

ANYWAY, HAPPY HNT EVERYONE.

HNT#3

CRACK ONE FOR ME!

REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN


1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. A beer goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer.
27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
28. A beer is always satisfying.
29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
31. A beer does not come with in-laws.
32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.
36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.
37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.
39. Beer won't drive you to drink.
40. You can shoot a beer.
41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.
42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.
43. A tree is good enough for a beer.
44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
46. Beer and "ice" don't mix.
47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.
48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
51. Beer never complains about a wet spot.
52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
53. A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month.

3 THINGS I LOVE MOST ABOUT OKTOBERFEST

1.) THE BEER

2.) HILDA THE BEER WENCH

3.) UM..... ERRRR...... HILDA'S THE BEER WENCH'S BOOBS???

HAPPY HNT!

Could not wait for beer thirty. My work is usually hektect as hell. From 8:00 to 5:00. Non Fucking Stop!

Today I split a bit early with a co-worker. Blasted over to the local pub and ordered two for me and one for my friend. The waitress set down my two and the first was gone in a flash. The second right behind it. It was like a damn NASCAR pit stop. I was in and out of that bar in 14.7 (minutes). A new record.

T.G. fucking I. F. That was just the attitude adjustment I needed.

Cheers sports fans.

Welcome friends, I just discovered the Blogging world a week or two ago. Along with the HNT fun. I thought I would share a rather titillating piece of ...well ...thighs. Hope you like it.


::: Lifts his favorite label and ::: CHEERS ::: to his first HNT.